When I lived in New York, my go-to sandwich was the buffalo chicken. When I left New York, my go-to sandwich was the turkey and ham. Now, in this newest phase of my life, my go-to sandwich is the spicy italian.
I have a long and tortured history with Subway. I once dated a young lady who went to Indiana University with Jared Fogle. Hell, I almost went to Indiana University with Jared. So I’ve heard gossip about the man. He makes me feel better about any predilections towards pornography consumption that I may have.