The hand of Providence creeps among the stars, giving us the finger

Oh, Reddit.  You’re known as the front page of the internet* but you’re really just the mad bathroom stall scribblings of precocious and petulant post-pubescent punk fuckers.  And we sought validation from you!  Canelli, we’re swearing off Reddit for a while.  Okay, maybe we’ll post to promote Friday’s episode about Adventure Time, but then no more for a while.  No more!

* The nickname you gave yourself?  Pfft.  Loser.

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