Goddamn, I need to sell out already, but not that way

$81.7 million on its opening weekend.  Goddamn.  That sure as hell buys a lot of lizards.  And it’s because of the sex.  How the hell am I ever going to make that kind of money without sex in my writings?  I can’t do that.  I mean, I can’t have my mom knowing that I know about stuff like that.  And I certainly don’t want to find Boing Boing laughing about it the way they did about Bill O’Reilly’s porno book.

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