$81.7 million on its opening weekend. Goddamn. That sure as hell buys a lot of lizards. And it’s because of the sex. How the hell am I ever going to make that kind of money without sex in my writings? I can’t do that. I mean, I can’t have my mom knowing that I know about stuff like that. And I certainly don’t want to find Boing Boing laughing about it the way they did about Bill O’Reilly’s porno book.