Epistolary plea

Dear Future Lou,

When you get back from India, finally give up on Philadelphia sports. It’s already given up on you.


Past Lou, or really, Present Lou when this was written…how does temporal identity work? Is there ever a Future Lou that can read this, or will that just be a new Present Lou? So then is this really just Present Lou writing to Present Lou with “Present” being the thing that changes in its qualification? You know what, forget it. Stick with Philadelphia sports. This thinking shit is even more purposeless.

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