Hey, remember two years ago when I reminded everyone about Continental Interdependence Day? Guess what: it’s that time of the year again! Today is Continental Interdependence Day (per DFW’s Infinite Jest), and this year American’s (but maybe not Mexicans and Canadians…?) get the added bonus feature that it’s also Election Day! And, by gosh, this year–of all years–you can actually vote for our own Gentle Johnny:
“Clinton is the first person in history to run for the presidency who is proposing to abolish the borders around the country that she is supposed to protect,” the Republican presidential nominee said in Houston to family members of people killed by people in the country illegally.
Get out there, people! Vote for a tighter, tidier nation!