Sometimes I worry that my toenails are too long, but then I surrender to the bliss of scratching my legs with them.
Author Archive: dasfuller
I’m working on an essay for my writing class right now about “authority” as a writer’s tool, and how excessive use of technical jargon is a short-cut of sorts for an author to establish “authority.” One of the examples of…
Don Cherry has an unsettlingly large number of mentions in academic Canadian Studies journals.
I just invoked my mother’s mortality as a reason for her to give me her LP collection. She said no.
I don’t think cats understand the difference between a naked and a clothed human.
Watching yourself in a window reflection run on a treadmill is like saying the same word over and over again until it loses it’s meaning.
I was thinking back to that time about a year ago where I found myself in a tense semantics argument about what constitutes an “explosion” with a 911 operator. There was work being done on the weekend on the northwest…
Today is the day that most resembles corduroy.
Yesterday was the second time since moving into the house that we’ve had one particular couple of friends visit us for football viewing, and I was out in the backyard doing manly stuff. The first time I was building a table, and…
I’ve been getting into English Premier League this year as an alternative to American football, and, I gotta say, there’s something about soccer that makes me want to root full-throatedly for the douchiest prima donna players. I don’t know what…